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The Nett Surfers - Come Softly to Craigslist

from Various Artists​-​meh. by Eric Blowtorch

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Wanted: tools
Salon, shed, home schools
Iowa City sublet
Put your privates out in public

Come softly to craigslist
Pagans and praiseniks
Sports fans and vegans
Eggheads and cretins

Biotech support
Come to Ohio, get divorced
Baby and kids
Get your CDs and DVDids

Strictly platonic
Household electronic
Your child needs child care
Wild man seeks ride share

Come softly to craigslist
Assholes and defeatists,
Sports fans and vegans
Human beings

Missed connections
Pistol collections
Taxidermy mounters
Casual encounters

Come softy to craigslist – USA to Ulan bator
Come softy to craigslist – never mind the nosy neighbor
Come softy to craigslist – goods and bads for sale
Come softy to craigslist – pre-chewed spearmint, like new, near mint
Come softly

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from Various Artists​-​meh., released May 19, 2020
Drums: Snot Mi:
Bass: Mi
Lead vocal, guitars: Myke Love
Backing vocal: Mitch Judgment
Backing vocal: Richie Wit Da Hitz

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Eric Blowtorch Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Singer/guitarist/songwriter Eric Blowtorch sings, plays, and writes reggae, ska, rocksteady, soul, rock 'n' roll, funk, Latin, disco, hip-hop, Anglo-Afropop, and jazz songs with rhythm, melody, passion, and original comic timing. E. B. plays solo, in small combos, and with a band, Eric Blowtorch and the Bodyguards. ... more

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